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August 4

December 27th, 2009 Comments off

Never hand evil a microphone.

Because the cord will yank him off the bike when he tries to jump the Snake River Canyon.

April 9

May 5th, 2009 Comments off

If a miracle can happen at any time, then why not today?

This is, of course, a TRICK QUESTION. There’s no such as “a miracle can.”

January 12

January 16th, 2009 Comments off

Never be too busy to pray.

Yeah, boss. Sorry, I didn’t get that report done for you. I don’t know what happened – I spent all day praying about it, and still no report! I tell you what; I’m going to church on Sunday. I’ll get my minister involved on this, too, and I’m sure it’ll be here waiting for us Monday morning. How does that sound? Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’ve got a few more prayers to get to before I head out.