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June 10

July 31st, 2009 Comments off

Improve your ability to really see something by drawing it.

“Ladies and gentlemen of the United Nations Security Council…

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… I rest my case.” – Colin Powell, February 5, 2003.

June 5

July 28th, 2009 Comments off

Don’t die with dessert still in the fridge.

“Gah! My heart! Quick – get me the cannoli!”

May 24

July 10th, 2009 Comments off

At the end of your days, be leaning forward; not falling backward.

Because the trip to Hell is a lot more interesting if you can see where you’re going.

May 1

June 14th, 2009 Comments off

When all else fails, order pizza.

Like Eva said in the bunker, “Hold that thought, Adolph. The Domino’s guy’s here.”

March 30

April 4th, 2009 Comments off

The man with confidence, not experience, is the one followed into battle.

You’ll be able to pick out the man with experience. He’s the one saying, “Have a great time, suckers!”

March 6

March 7th, 2009 Comments off

Even if it’s only a square dance, nothing good comes from having a bad partner.

In fact, one of you will no doubt end up dead. Especially if it’s a square dance.

February 25

March 1st, 2009 Comments off

If you didn’t give today your best, what are you saving it for?

Tomei—I mean—Tomorrow.

(She IS an Oscar winner, for cying out loud!)

February 21

March 1st, 2009 Comments off

A confident attitude is easily maintained for five minutes. That’s usually long enough.

To get yourself killed, that is.

February 20

March 1st, 2009 Comments off

Treasure this moment, for it is the only gift that’s guaranteed.

You mean I can’t return the ShamWow® I got for Christmas?!