Improve your ability to really see something by drawing it.
“Ladies and gentlemen of the United Nations Security Council…
… I rest my case.” – Colin Powell, February 5, 2003.
Don’t die with dessert still in the fridge.
“Gah! My heart! Quick – get me the cannoli!”
At the end of your days, be leaning forward; not falling backward.
Because the trip to Hell is a lot more interesting if you can see where you’re going.
When all else fails, order pizza.
Like Eva said in the bunker, “Hold that thought, Adolph. The Domino’s guy’s here.”
The man with confidence, not experience, is the one followed into battle.
You’ll be able to pick out the man with experience. He’s the one saying, “Have a great time, suckers!”
Even if it’s only a square dance, nothing good comes from having a bad partner.
In fact, one of you will no doubt end up dead. Especially if it’s a square dance.
If you didn’t give today your best, what are you saving it for?
Tomei—I mean—Tomorrow.
(She IS an Oscar winner, for cying out loud!)
A confident attitude is easily maintained for five minutes. That’s usually long enough.
To get yourself killed, that is.
Treasure this moment, for it is the only gift that’s guaranteed.
You mean I can’t return the ShamWow® I got for Christmas?!