Li’l Cal

Stand when greeting a visitor to your office.

Try to remember to put your pants back on first.

A successful marriage is built on six words:
Be kind.
Be forgiving.
Be true.

A successful divorce is built on four words:
And I have photos.

When it comes to the glories and mysteries of nature, nothing is too wonderful not to be true.

Especially the glory and mystery of Sasquatch.