Archive for January, 2010

August 9

January 13th, 2010 Comments off

Stand when greeting a visitor to your office.

Try to remember to put your pants back on first.

August 11

January 12th, 2010 Comments off

A successful marriage is built on six words:
Be kind.
Be forgiving.
Be true.

A successful divorce is built on four words:
And I have photos.

August 10

January 12th, 2010 Comments off

When it comes to the glories and mysteries of nature, nothing is too wonderful not to be true.

Especially the glory and mystery of Sasquatch.