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October 11

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Never pass up a chance to play catch with a youngster.

Pro Tip: toddlers are easier to catch, but babies are easier to throw.

October 10

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Don’t let your dreams get lonesome.

Give them a lot of company by not accomplishing any of them.

Categories: Father Knows Best

October 9

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No reservations are necessary when you travel in books.

Because the Nerd Hotel has plenty of vacancies.

October 8

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Be respectful when asking anyone a question.

E.g., “WTF, Your Highness?”

October 7

January 1st, 2011 Comments off

You never sound as smart or appear as appealing as you think you do.

You also don’t have as many friends as you think you do. Happy birthday!