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October 26

June 3rd, 2012 Comments off

Don’t go where you don’t want to be found.

Unless you don’t want to be found. Then go there. And take D. B. Cooper his mail. It’s piling up.

Categories: Father Knows Best, Travel

October 28

June 3rd, 2012 Comments off

Never offer two excuses when one will do.

In fact, no one wants to hear the first one, so why are you still talking?

Categories: Father Knows Best

October 27

June 3rd, 2012 Comments off

Remember, an insult is remembered twice as long as a compliment.

Because they usually have twice as many words in them.

Categories: Etiquette, Mr. Know-It-All

November 1

June 3rd, 2012 Comments off

When deplaning, thank the captain for a safe and comfortable flight.

“Now you tell me!” — Herve Villechez

October 31

June 3rd, 2012 Comments off

It’s difficult to take advantage of an honest man.

Because they’re always broke.

Categories: Father Knows Best, Finance