Archive for November, 2012

November 9

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A compliment is the easiest and most appreciated form of communication.

But semaphore is still the bitchin’est.

November 7

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Words are sometimes inadequate. The deepest sentiments are expressed with the eyes.

Can you see my eyes right now? They’re rolling.

Categories: Mr. Know-It-All

November 6

November 9th, 2012 Comments off

Choose carefully the company you hire to move you— whether across town or across country. Get recommendations from real estate brokers and friends who’ve recently moved. Never accept a quote over the phone. Have one of their representatives visit your home and discuss the move.

Sounds like somebody hired a bad mover

Categories: Father Knows Best, Work

November 5

November 9th, 2012 Comments off

Instead of asking young people what they someday want to do, ask them who they presently admire.

Be sure to have Wikipedia pre-loaded on your phone, though, because you’ll need to look up whoever it is they say.

November 4

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Never regret money spent on old books, old dogs, and old friends.

Be extremely stingy with new friends and puppies, though.

And, come on, stop buying books.

November 3

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Don’t waste time currying favor with those you don’t respect.

But, then who will ever be on Celebrity Apprentice?

November 2

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Be praised for your integrity; be respected for your courage.

Be feared for your laser-emitting eyeballs.

October 30

November 9th, 2012 Comments off

You can still be courteous when all else fails.

Especially if "all else" means your brakes. Because nobody likes a rude driver.

Categories: Father Knows Best