Li’l Cal

Be prudent in your promises and prompt in carrying them out.

“I promise to post a joke for this calendar entry right now!” – Ed Pierce, November 12, 2008

Beware of a conversation where “to be perfectly honest” or “quite frankly” is used by someone struggling to make a point.

Because that means that he’s about to admit to being the murderer, and he’ll likely pull a gun on you, which, you’ll admit, you did not see coming.