Archive for April, 2013

November 16

April 17th, 2013 Comments off

Never book an interior cabin on a cruse ship.

Because they don’t have windows, and, without windows, how are you going to get rid of all the rats every morning?

November 14

April 1st, 2013 Comments off

Resist using the words “Why do you always…” when discussing a relationship problem.

Because it’s much more linguistically efficient to say, “I hate it when you…”