April 1

May 2nd, 2009

Attend a lecture on a subject you know nothing about.

Sit in the front row and hold up cue cards with questions. If the presenter ignores you, start asking the questions, every 3 minutes, with increasing volume. If he has you thrown out, yell, “NO CHILD LEFT BEHIND!” then throw a shoe.

Categories: Education, Mr. Know-It-All
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