September 30
December 27th, 2010
There are ten things you do in private; two of which are cutting your toenails and using a toothpick.
The other eight are:
- searching through Facebook for old girlfreinds
- wittily answering Johnny Carson’s questions
- writing entries in your revenge journal
- celebrating Thanksgiving
- planning investment strategies for your future lottery winnings
- spellchecking your Craigslist response
- celebrating your birthday
- Wii Fit
Categories: Etiquette, Father Knows Best, Finance, Love & Marriage, Medicine, The Arts, Work