Archive for June, 2009

Seniors Using New Technology!

June 28th, 2009 No comments


No word on whether Mr. Knackstedt is a relative of Alec Baldwin.

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Bringing smiles one Porta-Potty at a time

June 28th, 2009 No comments


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The Power of the Press

June 28th, 2009 No comments

From a Chicago Tribune editorial, “The ShamWow ‘shhh'” on Sunday, June 28:

“We can agree, though, on one thing: THAT OXICLEAN GUY SHOULD PUT A SOCK IN IT.” [caps THEIRS]

Billy Mays was found unresponsive by his wife Sunday morning. A fire rescue crew pronounced him dead at 7:45 a.m.

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Sunday Supplement Sellebrity for 5/24/09

June 7th, 2009 No comments

Here are some more questions that “readers” sent in to the “Personality Parade®” section of Parade for 5/24/09:

Angelina Jolie is set to star in a movie based on one of Patricia Cornwell’s best-selling mysteries. Will there be a franchise?
 –J.A., Roeland Park, Kan. 

Why don’t we see more of Aidan Quinn?
–Aubrey Jinks, Bullard, Tex.

Will America’s position in the world be affected by the enthusiastic reception the Obamas received throughout Europe?
–Dean Quinlan, Kittery, Maine

Did Jennifer Aniston have any warning that things weren’t working out with John Mayer?
–Shirley Chamberlain, Vero Beach, Fla.

What’s the greatest rock ‘n’ roll song of all time?
–Pat Darbro, Bozeman, Mont. 

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