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Why put a blanket over the head of a statue of a horse you’re installing?

August 17th, 2009 No comments

ReaganStatue
Because they spook easy.

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A Plea for Civility

August 13th, 2009 No comments

Remember, no one likes being called stupid.
Especially, stupid people.

Too Long For Twitter

August 12th, 2009 No comments

I’m thinking of giving away my 34-year old drumset.

“BUT IT MIGHT BE WORTH SOMETHING!” my friends say.

Yes, it might; especially with the meticulous way I’ve stored them in a floody basement all these years.

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A short scene from Abbott and Costello Meet Alien

August 1st, 2009 No comments

From a suggestion by Scott Simon:

Costello: (Alone. Alien bursts out of his chest.) Chick! CHICK!

(Alien retreats back in chest as Abbott runs in.)

Abbott: What is it? What’s the matter?

Costello: (Stutters. Can’t get the words out.)

Abbott: Don’t you know I’m busy? Stop kidding around. (exits)

Costello: (Alien bursts out of his chest.) Ch-ch-ch-ch… CHICK!

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