Pie Creed

I’ve switched to Open DNS. I will let you know if I run into any trouble.

Because they spook easy.

From a suggestion by Scott Simon:

Costello: (Alone. Alien bursts out of his chest.) Chick! CHICK!

(Alien retreats back in chest as Abbott runs in.)

Abbott: What is it? What’s the matter?

Costello: (Stutters. Can’t get the words out.)

Abbott: Don’t you know I’m busy? Stop kidding around. (exits)

Costello: (Alien bursts out of his chest.) Ch-ch-ch-ch… CHICK!

The caption for today’s photo was not correct, due to a printing error. It should have read:

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We regret the error.

From a Chicago Tribune editorial, “The ShamWow ‘shhh'” on Sunday, June 28:

“We can agree, though, on one thing: THAT OXICLEAN GUY SHOULD PUT A SOCK IN IT.” [caps THEIRS]

Billy Mays was found unresponsive by his wife Sunday morning. A fire rescue crew pronounced him dead at 7:45 a.m.