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Mac Geekery

October 2nd, 2011 No comments

I’ve switched to Open DNS. I will let you know if I run into any trouble.

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Why put a blanket over the head of a statue of a horse you’re installing?

August 17th, 2009 No comments

Because they spook easy.

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A short scene from Abbott and Costello Meet Alien

August 1st, 2009 No comments

From a suggestion by Scott Simon:

Costello: (Alone. Alien bursts out of his chest.) Chick! CHICK!

(Alien retreats back in chest as Abbott runs in.)

Abbott: What is it? What’s the matter?

Costello: (Stutters. Can’t get the words out.)

Abbott: Don’t you know I’m busy? Stop kidding around. (exits)

Costello: (Alien bursts out of his chest.) Ch-ch-ch-ch… CHICK!

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Errata and Clarifications Dept.

July 2nd, 2009 1 comment


The caption for today’s photo was not correct, due to a printing error. It should have read:


We regret the error.

Bringing smiles one Porta-Potty at a time

June 28th, 2009 No comments


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The Power of the Press

June 28th, 2009 No comments

From a Chicago Tribune editorial, “The ShamWow ‘shhh'” on Sunday, June 28:

“We can agree, though, on one thing: THAT OXICLEAN GUY SHOULD PUT A SOCK IN IT.” [caps THEIRS]

Billy Mays was found unresponsive by his wife Sunday morning. A fire rescue crew pronounced him dead at 7:45 a.m.

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